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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Battlefield 2

IT'S SHIT!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Battle Field 2

Type: PC Game
Title: Battle Field 2

I started to play this when I could get it working, which was very difficult because EA Games made it so that certain Video card would just shudder when they tried to run it. So I just downloaded the latest Catalyst drivers and then it worked, though it is time for me to get another Video card. When the game actually worked it was quite entertaining, with a on-the-edge touch.
Single Player is excellent, with three difficulty levels for bots (Easy, Veteran and Expert). The only problem is the bots were beating me, quite humiliating (but this was on Expert) so I do keep some of my dignaty. Vechles are powerfull beast machines, with Helicopters, Tanks, Jeeps, and Lear Jets. Boats are also a veichle that is usefully featured.
Multiplayer will amaze you, the only turn off being that bots cannot be added. Never fear though because there is a co-op download that will allow you to have bots in a Multi-Player game, I will offer more info on this later.
Commander is something that will suit some but some other will turn away from it, the alternative is that you can either be in a group or go Ranbo against a Tank, I suggest Ranbo.
When you are commander you have the option of placing and Artillary Strike, or maybe you would like to place a UAV (this will tell you where the enemys are in the proximity), but if its supplys your team need you could use the Supply Drop function.

No matter what you do on this game you will always be entertained.
Excellent game, excellent Graphics 4/5

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Matts LAN

Matts LAN 29th September 2005


Well I am so very stuffed and tired once again and I can say that this LAN has been of the good. Unfortunently only 4 people turned up due to the "Confusion". Apparently another LAN was on at the same time, oh well. The good thing is I played some stuff and drank coke.
Cams Stuatus: Staring into absentness whilst rocking out

Matts Status: Hunching over computer and silentness

Shauns Status: Being his same old annoying self.

Fox Status: Dead....not really just sleeping

I am leaving at 3 and I came to matts house at 3 so that makes it 24 hours which is a normal time for a LAN. My com is still reletivly cold for its record, it is currently at 29.3 C.
Matts case is at 45.0 C.
I will finish this post now only because I am stuffed.

Monday, September 26, 2005

Dyewitness -Masterplan

Unfortunently, people, I have not been able to find the Lyrics to this cool song but let me ensure you this song is EXCELLENT. Its A cross between Techno and Rock. There are vocals, a highpitched voice and a low pitched voice. The highpitched voice does the chorus whilst the low pitched does the main bit.
Now I will not be posting a link to get this song because we all know that it is illegal to do so and I, of course, obtained this music legally. As if the artists dont get enough money as it is. But you can decide how you want to get the song. JUST GET THE SONG!!!!.
Rating: Well I have never rated a song before but this one, I feel, deserves A 3.5/5

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

LANNAGE @ BUCCIS

Type: Event
Date: September 2nd 2005
B U C C I S L A N

Breif Note:
For those of you out there who are not fortunent enough to know what a lan is then listen up. A LAN is a gathering of people who bring along their PC's to connect up via network and play games. Traditionally there will be no sleep durin this 24 Hour Block. Usually we will have pizza or fish and chips, we will also bring some coke (sizes vary). The first LAN you attend will sometimes make your body feel strange but after 3 or 4 you get used to it.

CAUTION: If you attend a LAN DO NOT get in other peoples way when they are tired, they get rather frusturated.
AND DONT DRAG YOUR PC CASE OVER CONCRETE!!!!

CONTENT: Well the LAN is nearly over, its 7.07am and the LAN finshes at 1.00 for me. We started the previous day at around 3.45. I am tired but entertained and will be sleeping when I get home, not even my family can stop me. I have drankun 2 ltrs of Coke and that has really helped keep me awake. 8 People in total turned out for this LAN, 2 are presently sleeping. We have one new computer that has not been able to run any games since the start of the LAN because of a faulty graphics card. 4 People are playing starcraft, including Bucci and Matt, Cam is ranting on his blog just like me.
My eyes hurt andddddddddddddd.......the music just stopped.......HEY BUCCI PU T SOME MORE MUSIC ON YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING HUMAN. Nah this is buccis house so I should probly be thanking him for letting us make a mess, but im not a kind hearted person so no I will no be saying anything until I get home. THEN I WILL SAY "BED SLEEP".
If this Post has not made any sense what so ever please excuse me for I am stuffed.
OMG I JUST SAW JESUS AND THE 15 WISE FISHER MEN.....or was it the 6 Wise Fishermen? I really dont know. Windows sucks and so does ATI, because they both are on my com and make it run like a peice of shit.





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CSS PC

AIM AND FIRE TAKE COVER TERRORISTS WIN

PC: Counter Strike Source

Well I couldnt think of anything else to review this time so I will review a favorite of mine. CSS. A Game that involves going through rounds and rounds of killing the opposing team, either Counter- Terroist Or Terrorist. The main objective of a CT is to

* Defuse The Bomb

*Eliminate The Opposing Force

* Don't Die

For T's

*Plant The Bomb

* Kill The CT's

* Obtain A licence to kill

* Order A Vodca Martini

* Get it on with the cleaning lady

SO CSS= OWNZORS

Rating Time: 4.1/ 5
Excellent Game







Sunday, September 18, 2005

F.E.A.R PC Demo

F.E.A.R: First Encounter Assualt Recon
PC Demo

This game is a legend. First time I played it I nearly pissed my pants. I reviewed it on a computer with a 9200 SE Video card so the graphics werent that smashing but I got the idea, And the idea was "I cant wait for the actual game to be realeased". The ending of the demo definently left me hanging when the machine sort of robot came through the ceiling and then the screen just faded. The guns are brilliant, espicially the shot gun. But of course the shotgun is my favorite in every game. Grenades are AWSOME, the graphics for the explosions is great. I recommend that you try the Hard mode and see if you can beat it, it took me a while. The games lives up to its title, that is FEAR. Fear is definiently and element in this game, as well as blood and gore. Sometimes Blood and gore is good, oh who am I kidding Blood and Gore is always good. It is good as long as we dont have these bitchy people who blame the blood and gore for a person shooting several people. Before I end this review I give one word of advice, this is kind of a scare ruiner so if you dont want to ruin the fear stop reading now. When you go down ladders expect a little girl to appear at the top. When you make it down the ladder a man will appear also.
RATING TIME: Ah good old rating time. Well this game scrapes up a definent earned 4.6

Friday, May 27, 2005

Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith -Movie

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One thing to say. This is a fucking good movie!. Very good way to end the trilogy.
The movie displayed nice battle scenes and jedi battles. Sweet special affects and everything like that, for you people who watch movies for the visual quality,. The story line fits in perfectly with the movie. Everything seems to just unfold perfectly.
The movie is also quite depressing in parts, all the jedi seem to die. Yoda pumps it up and many fight scenes, with are quite impressive because Yoda was ,until Ep. 2, a puppet.
There were new characters introduced, one of them being a Robot with a heart (Genral
Greeves). This robot/man never seems to give up and is cowardly. But eventually his cowardly life comes to a end. Kenobi kills him/ produces system/blue screen of death failure.
The senate eventually is under the impression that the jedi are plottig against them.

This movie deserves more that a 10 out of ten but I will only go by the rules of my system and give a ten.
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And So the Trilogy is finally complete. George Lucas has done a fine job completing these movies. And for all of those idiots out there saying 'the visual affects were crap'. Well I say Go to hell you Fucktards!!!.

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